"Who Do You Have To [Bleep] To Get A Break In This Stinkin' Town?!"

Got a letter yesterday that I got rejected from the School of Public Health. Now what? I can't get a job. I can't even get people to agree to let ME pay THEM $30-45,000 a year, how am I supposed to anyone to agree to pay ME? What am I supposed to do? "Hi, I gave my university $50,000 and four years of my life and even grad schools who I offered to pay the equivalent of a middle-class salary think I'm worthless. Please give me a job and pay me in dollars."

Great.